The Rolling Stones

Finding issues with my body again, first the cyst in 2006, then the thumbs locking up which resolved itself after 5 months, now having blood in my urine so I am drinking Barium just before my CT scan. Girl can't cut a break, but hopefully it isn't something bad. I thought it was my hormones and told my doctor when the pain fist arrived I thought it was my hormones. After talking to her and about my Doctor being in Chicago, she prescribed me a new Trans doctor to prescribe me the correct medication without guess work.

So here I am drinking this very Berri flavored creamy substance that reminds me of what women go through with a man during foreplay, I am just thankful this is a one time experience, to do that to please someone would have to come up with a chocolate flavored cream to handle my gag reflex.

The CT scan went alright, what they found I have seven (7mm) kidney stones. They are located between kidney and the bladder so I will have to pray these things move quicker than I can move.

So in the middle of the night I will have a fever and the pain will reach a point where I know something is quite bad, while this is going on I can not walk, sit, stand or lay down and I want to go to the ER. But the pain subsides and I no longer need the ER.

My doctor put me on vicodin and flomax which expands the flow of your urine to match a firehose, the volume scared the heck out of me I thought something was broken.

On top of all of this I get Aunt Flo showing up so now I bleed on both ends, damn this girl can not cut a break.

So it has been 1 1/2 months I have had this, and maybe 1/2 more to go. All I know is that when I hear the Stones are in town, I head towards the doctor and get me some Flowmax.